December 15, 2025Regular Kraft Mac and Cheese(left) calls for 8x more butter than Kraft SpongeBob Mac and cheese.
hurricanesurvivor on December 14, 2025 11:57 pm Cause you ordered a burrito with nothing but sour cream and pinto beans
Dragonfly0011 on December 15, 2025 12:15 am I thought maybe they were trying to shape it into a heart shape, to show how much they appreciate you.
Trashbagok on December 15, 2025 12:24 am Somewhere near you is a taqueria that would love your business, and won’t disrespect you to your face like that.
J0zz1fDaBr0zz1f on December 15, 2025 12:44 am Fairly certain that burrito is about to call you a bitch
SunshineAndBunnies on December 15, 2025 12:45 am The shape you make when you need to poo but the rest stop is still 20 minutes away.
Raynoldo on December 15, 2025 12:45 am He made you a [stag beetle larva](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/T2a3UdYrTb)
JoeGotSole on December 15, 2025 12:48 am  I know you thought about it OP.
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Looks like the burrito 🌯 is feeling cold and cuddling itself.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
It’s so you can start eating it from the middle.

Maybe he thought you looked lonely. Merry Christmas 💚🎄💫
That just looks nasty to look at.
Did you not put anything in that burrito?
Bro forgot to use the NSFW tag
Not the burrussy
Cause you ordered a burrito with nothing but sour cream and pinto beans
Burronut
Went for a burrito, got a fifi.
Nice burritohole bro
What an asshole.
you didn’t get the lettuce cuz you knew it wouldn’t fit.
“ I should call her”

I thought maybe they were trying to shape it into a heart shape, to show how much they appreciate you.
Came for the comments and not disappointed
Did you?
Somewhere near you is a taqueria that would love your business, and won’t disrespect you to your face like that.
Bussy
Looks like ass
I always get sick when I eat there, so I stopped.
did you do it? you know, the thing…
Definitely don’t put a finger in that
The Forbidden Bussy
Hey step-brorito
burrito fleshlight
“My Fleshlight looks like a burrito!!”
I hope that tortilla doesn’t contain any yeast.
r/dontputyourdickinit
i see no problem here, the burrito is clearly folded.
Spin off of American Pie.
That should be classified as a hate crime
Don’t do it
So there’s the assignment. Did you comply?
Looks like you got an innie today
Fairly certain that burrito is about to call you a bitch
The shape you make when you need to poo but the rest stop is still 20 minutes away.
He made you a [stag beetle larva](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/T2a3UdYrTb)
r/he-knew
Would smash
Are you gonna eat it or have fun?

I know you thought about it OP.